This site is infested with witches & forest-dwellers
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There’s only one correct response to the fitted sheet problem, & it is to have awkward lumpy bundles in your closet & feel guilty about it Incorrect responses include: “You’re supposed to fold them?” >>> go live in the woods “It’s not that hard.” >>> you are literally a witch
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Your black magic has no power in this place, witch
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Just buy one. Take it off to wash, put it back on right after. Problem solved ; )
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I bet my wife loses sleep over this problem but I've literally never thought about it once in my life before reading this tweet.
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I've never thought of owning more than one fitted sheet per mattress, so the idea of having extras in the closet at all is new to me...
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Buy them in a set with pillowcases. Throw the whole set into one of the pillowcases and stuff in the closet.
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I've decided it will never be a flat square, so I roll it instead. I have a closet full of rolled sheets.
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The most impressive thing about
@Rinse is they once folded a fitted sheet -
true story. no lumps. no guilt. clean sheets.
#neverdolaundryagain
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