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    Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 10 Aug 2018
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    There’s only one correct response to the fitted sheet problem, & it is to have awkward lumpy bundles in your closet & feel guilty about it Incorrect responses include: “You’re supposed to fold them?” >>> go live in the woods “It’s not that hard.” >>> you are literally a witch

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      1. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 10 Aug 2018
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        This site is infested with witches & forest-dwellers

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      2. Simon Hopkinson‏ @SimonJHopkinson 12 Aug 2018
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        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=15PWtE2Yrqs …

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      3. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 12 Aug 2018
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        Your black magic has no power in this place, witch

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      1. Paul Bieniasz‏ @PaulBieniasz 10 Aug 2018
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        Just buy one. Take it off to wash, put it back on right after. Problem solved ; )

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      2. Kevin‏ @Intrinsic29 10 Aug 2018
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        I bet my wife loses sleep over this problem but I've literally never thought about it once in my life before reading this tweet.

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      3. pangolin respecter‏ @EvanSandhoefner 11 Aug 2018
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        I've never thought of owning more than one fitted sheet per mattress, so the idea of having extras in the closet at all is new to me...

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      1. Noah Rosenberg+  😷‏ @nrose 10 Aug 2018
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        Buy them in a set with pillowcases. Throw the whole set into one of the pillowcases and stuff in the closet. 🧙‍♀️

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      1. Kirsten  🇨🇦  🇬🇧‏ @Kirsten3531 10 Aug 2018
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        I've decided it will never be a flat square, so I roll it instead. I have a closet full of rolled sheets. 😣

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      2. Alex‏ @alexcusack 10 Aug 2018
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        The most impressive thing about @Rinse is they once folded a fitted sheet

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        true story. no lumps. no guilt. clean sheets. #neverdolaundryagain

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