*alone in apartment* *tries to take off dress, zipper is stuck* I AM GOING TO DIE HERE AND THE DOGS WILL EAT MY FACE BEFORE THEY FIND ME
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Replying to @webdevMason
You'd probably be doing the "who's a good boy, yes, yeees, yes you are" thing with what remained of your vocal apparatus as you waited for them to find you, wouldn't you?
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Replying to @evertedsphere @mrkgrnao
My god this is dark
10:57 PM - 9 Aug 2018
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