You'd probably be doing the "who's a good boy, yes, yeees, yes you are" thing with what remained of your vocal apparatus as you waited for them to find you, wouldn't you?
*alone in apartment* *tries to take off dress, zipper is stuck* I AM GOING TO DIE HERE AND THE DOGS WILL EAT MY FACE BEFORE THEY FIND ME
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My god this is dark
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Isn't there something like a "ZipAssist" that sticks to, say, the inside of the bathroom door, with two little pegs that stick out at waist height, one pointed slightly up and the other slightly down, that helps you self-zip up or down?
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I would buy it but I would not feel very good about it
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I'm pretty sure it's cats that eat you, not dogs.
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