Dear me: Just hire the movers I know what you're thinking "It's not that much stuff. It's a waste of money. I can do it. I am an adult." No, you're not You're going to wake up in a pile of novelty water bottles covered in cheetos that expired in February Hire The Movers
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NARRATOR: She did not hire the movers
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NARRATOR: which made her situation particularly unpleasant when she got a flat barely past Modesto at 2 AM
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Replying to @webdevMason
I used to say: Things are only half as bad if you can survive to make them into an amusing anecdote ever afterwards. Now I may have to add: Or Tweet about them at the time.
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Sometimes your grand adventure chooses you My adventure is driving 300 miles in the middle of the night on a donut rated for a max speed 30% below the limit
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