NARRATOR: She did not hire the movers
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Dear me: Just hire the movers I know what you're thinking "It's not that much stuff. It's a waste of money. I can do it. I am an adult." No, you're not You're going to wake up in a pile of novelty water bottles covered in cheetos that expired in February Hire The Movers
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NARRATOR: which made her situation particularly unpleasant when she got a flat barely past Modesto at 2 AM
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Movers are awesome.
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hire the movers
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I’ve moved myself with a rented truck, I’ve hired a labor service and rented a truck, and I’ve used professionals twice. For the love of god, hire the movers.
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This is always...alllllways...ALWAYS the correct answer.
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I remember the days when "Hey, I'll buy pizza and beer if you help me move," was a bribe that actually worked. Now, it's "I'll buy my own beer and pizza if I want them, thanks. Move yourself."
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Kondo the crap out of all the things, and ride the rest over on a donkey. What you lose in sanity, you gain in a book deal.
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