I know this tweet wasn't a solicitation for instant coffee suggestions, yet here I am 
. Clipper coffee is 
~artisanal coffee~ folks will say it's sacrilidge, but I swear it's better than drip coffee you get from most places
*desperately needs coffee* *has a box of instant* *stumbles into kitchen* *microwaves empty mug*
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I am the saddest little snowflake
End of conversation
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Ok but I do have to ask - how did 'microwave your coffee' become a step in the first place? Don't you boil water or something? (I'm still attempting to understand you Americans and your 'coffee')
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+1. Would mindlessly zap empty mug in search of caffeine while in zombie state again.
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