omg their responses IM SCREAMING 
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I thought you were exaggerating, but this is pretty much the greatest thread I’ve ever seen on twitter.
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No comedy writer has ever written something this funnypic.twitter.com/JHK1klvBG4
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I want nothing more than for the person who runs this account to actually do a press release
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“Restaurants are no place for political statements. Surely you, a restaurant, are willing to take a stand on that.”
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This is hilarious
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I just got to the screenshot of the definition of “unaffiliated” cackling!!
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