My doorbell rang on Saturday morning and I panicked
When you're an irredeemable slob (me), the rush-clean reveals that you own 10 pairs of scissors but not a single serviceable knife, have been drinking wine solely out of mugs for 5 years, and must rely on distant memories of mid-tier hotel rooms to reconstruct a plausible bedroomhttps://twitter.com/jessesingal/status/1011096896981659648 …
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It’s been 6 months I’m sleeping in the couch while my bed is 10 feet away. Every morning I promise to myself that today I’m gonna sleep properly in the bed, but always wake up in the couch.
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