Basically, other people are offended and I’m recalling lilacs after summer rain
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My greatest secret is that — for reasons known only to god and his angels — my brain has auto-replaced “flagrantly” with “fragrantly” every single time I have heard or read it for the past 25 years. It’s possible that this has been a subtle yet crucial component to my success
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You are easily the most interesting person on Twitter. I would read anything you author!
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Hmm...passes the smell test?
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I had this exact same realization recently.
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in fragrante delicto, adv. in the very act of doing something wrong that felt so, so right
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I’ve been mouthing “federal agents mad ‘cause I’m fragrant” for 21 years.
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