The next time a stranger gets that California hipster look in their eye and asks "so, who ARE you?" I am fully committed to "I guess I've always thought of myself as the kind of person who might accidentally have sex with someone for money."
-
-
What...what is that California hipster look?
-
Sweet summer child. Or I guess someone who definitely isn't a Californian.
End of conversation
New conversation -
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.