How much of a following do you need to properly sell out? ‘Cause if I’m being honest, “people give you free stuff to tell everyone which free stuff you like” is the job my 6-year-old self couldn’t dream big enough for
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Replying to @webdevMason
Problem with this strategy is there are certain types of stuff you don't get for free. Toilet paper, electricity, healthcare... The spoils of selling out are spiky, with an emphasis on luxury goods rather than basic needs
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Replying to @devonzuegel
I shall live my life by Yankee Candle™ light and wipe my butt with handbags Yankee Candle™ — America's best loved candle!
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