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I'm not even sure what deep metaphor I think I'm looking at, here. Maybe I'm just filling my chapel with horny moths

LA → Oakland
Joined July 2015

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  3. Official "for fucksake, San Francisco" thread

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  4. ...but this, IMO, is Warren's "build the buildings better." This is a really tricky tradeoff. You can't just say "my plan is to share all your data between companies and governments while respecting your privacy." WTF does that mean

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    You guys were running illegally — just the pot calling kettle black?

  7. "Child-Inventor," Lorenz Hideyoshi Ruwwe, 2019

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    Still refridgerated

  9. In case you were wondering, the guinea pigs are the ducks' upstairs neighbors

  10. The Island, 2005

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  11. ah yes, the classic millennial sex pickle

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  12. The ducks have a new habitat and they are bewildered by their new unfamiliar freedoms

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    I sleep in this, I don't know what you fools are doing

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    lol, I hate to do this to you but I already lived that life — here's me feeding two baby boer goats I kept in human diapers so they could run around the house 😂

  15. ok, watch this and then tell me there is anything cuter than ducklings drinking water

  16. I've named them Hipster Duck, Trust Fund Duck and Emo Duck respectively

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  17. tfw you finally get your tracking number, and then when you click it you find out it's already been delivered to your mailroom and hs probably been quacking in there for the last 2 hours

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  20. Davos is very proud to announce that with the new offering of "more sustainable" jet fuel, your 4,000 mile private flight back to NYC from your climate-saving mountain retreat weekend will emit a mere 37 tons of CO2

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