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@weatherbuzzword

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 26

    Weather Buzzwords: What will they come up with next?

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  2. What did the tornado say to the car? You want to go for a spin?

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  3. Dew: water that forms on objects close to the ground when its temperature falls below the dew point of the surface air.

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  4. AMBOY, CA *SEVERE MUCUS WARNING* Valid Until 5:48 AM EST Tuesday 2/4/20 Safety Information: Insert catchy safety slogan here. Potential Exposure: Tattoo Studios: 3 Parks: 2

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  5. 3 DAY WEATHER FORECAST: Monday 2/3/20: Delightful Fablation Tuesday 2/4/20: Spiraling Zoo Bobbles Wednesday 2/5/20: Burpacious Droppings

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  6. Tell your friends all about stratocumulus floccus radiatus praecipitatio!

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  7. My *Lay's Do Us A Flavor* Entry: AMP ENERGY PUMPKIN PIE SPICE RED WINE.

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  8. Do you like taking weather photos? Sign up for free to be a Shutterstock contributor at (affiliate link)

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  9. More tornadoes in the Northern Hemisphere spin counterclockwise than clockwise.

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  10. Please consider donating to those affected by tornadoes: Thank you!

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  11. STAFF SPOTLIGHT: *Doris Church* is our incorruptible and tasteless library assistant and has been with us for 6 months. When she is not at HQ, she likes watching sporting events.

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  12. For Monday in the Lake Henry, MN, area, models are predicting weeping scarp spate.

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  13. Feb 2

    3 DAY WEATHER FORECAST FOR PARMA, ID: Monday 2/3/20: Octagon Fart Ice Tuesday 2/4/20: Wooden Tincture Wednesday 2/5/20: Bonnie Nuclei Sugar

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  14. Feb 2

    Everyone has a camera, but what are you doing with yours? Sign up for free to be a Shutterstock contributor at (affiliate link)

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  15. Feb 1

    EAST NEWARK, NJ *SEVERE OLD MAN WINTER WILLIWAW WATCH* Valid Until 8:33 PM EST Sunday 2/9/20 Threat Information: Hail Lego Piece Sized Possible Potential Exposure: Pet Shops: 2

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  16. Feb 1

    The next weather buzzword (like snowmageddon, polar vort...I can't even say it!) might be: "Embankment Skimmers", "Thrilling Capillarity", or "Extravagant Punkeydoodles Corners Complications".

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  17. Feb 1

    What does the Easter bunny get for making a basket? Two points just like everybody!

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  18. Feb 1

    *Special Marine Advisory from Fort Worth, TX* "I laughed the first time he said "Private". It was also the last time I laughed." -Gunnery Sergeant Michael

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  19. Feb 1

    The next weather buzzword (like snowmageddon, polar vort...I can't even say it!) might be: "Abutment Redacted", "Squeeky Transducer Ozone", or "Salvageable Prime Meridian Woe".

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  20. Feb 1

    The next weather buzzword (like snowmageddon, polar vort...I can't even say it!) might be: "Area Of Influence Raingrave", "Probing Stiletto", or "Eastern Fearigation".

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  21. Feb 1

    Please consider donating to those affected by tornadoes: Thank you!

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