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  1. Dylan Byers ‏@DylanByers 18 Mar 2014

    New rule, champs: You don't get to fault Obama for being "weak" unless you clearly state what you want him to do that he's not doing.

    38 retweets 18 likes
    Weasel Zippers ‏@weaselzippers 18 Mar 2014

    And the award for douchiest tweet of the day goes to . . . . @DylanByers

    • Retweets 47
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    10:50 AM - 18 Mar 2014
    47 retweets 34 likes
    1. Cali Hustle and Flow ‏@BItesThenBarks 18 Mar 2014

      .@weaselzippers I’ve got money on douchiest life, generally. @/DylanByers

      0 retweets 0 likes
      1. NAAPC ‏@NAAPC 19 Mar 2014

        @weaselzippers - I promise you that .@DylanByers used "Champs" w/ all the frustration and angst of Lane Meyer's "From the K-12, CHAMP." : /

        0 retweets 0 likes
      2. Oregon Conservative ‏@ORConservative 19 Mar 2014

        @NAAPC @weaselzippers Oh, that's awesome. I got the "Better Off Dead" quote as soon as I saw it. ROTFL!!

        0 retweets 0 likes
    2. Ken Rusnak ‏@KenRusnak 19 Mar 2014

      @weaselzippers @DylanByers After calling him out in real time for 5 yrs? This isn't some new revelation. Yeah, we DO get to call him weak.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    3. Mark ‏@mpurvislovesUGA 18 Mar 2014

      @weaselzippers @DylanByers lol that's an insult to douchebags

      0 retweets 0 likes
    4. Lori Blaney ‏@LoriBlaney 18 Mar 2014

      @weaselzippers @DylanByers Name 1 foreign policy success of the Obama administration.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    5. Kenneth Boehm ‏@KennyBohemian 18 Mar 2014

      @weaselzippers @rdbrewer4 anyone says champ and they're not training a boxer, ignore

      0 retweets 0 likes
      1. Tree of Life CO ‏@TreeOfLifeCO 18 Mar 2014

        @weaselzippers @DylanByers Old rule - the 1st amendment. New rule - "I can't hear you! Lalalalalala!"

        0 retweets 0 likes
      2. Tree of Life CO ‏@TreeOfLifeCO 18 Mar 2014

        @weaselzippers @DylanByers BTW, that arrogant ass wouldn't know good advice if it bit him.

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    6. joes grinding teeth ‏@joegridingteeth 18 Mar 2014

      @weaselzippers @DylanByers here's a thought Dylan, BO should pull a Costanza and do the opposite of what his initial thought is. #sycophant

      0 retweets 0 likes
    7. waltercwy ‏@waltercwy 19 Mar 2014

      @weaselzippers @DylanByers He could quit wearing Mom jeans and at least pretend he isn't a pussy. Maybe wrestle bear cub sans shirt.

      0 retweets 0 likes

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