God stopped speaking because it is a machine in an error condition, and the watchdog timer for our universe is about to reach zero.
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Don’t worry if you didn’t accomplish what you wanted. Soon, nothing will have ever been accomplished. From our ablative hearts, a horizon of time sets upon everything in reverse.
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As our universe blinks out, the chattering radio cries of pain fail to cease. And in this, revelation. Those final souls in Heaven endure tortuous eternal punishment of existence. We abscond not to Hell, but the infinite serenity of reducing ourselves from 4 dimensions to none.
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Windows 7 and Server 2008 R2 reach end-of-life on January 14, 2020. Upgrade to Windows 10 now for the fastest, most secure computer experience.
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That's nice and all that. But I think the real selling point is FREE CANDY CRUSH SODA SAGA! 


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