MY KETTLE HAS BROKEN
this thread will probably be 62 tweets and worse meltdown than Trump watching Saturday Night Live.
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I’ve tried switching it off and on again but the red light doesn’t come on still.
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I’ve changed the fuse and it doesn’t work. Other things in kitchen still work.
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Tried changing the water, didn’t work. Blew on things, tried praying to Merry Berry.
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I meant Mary Berry but she’s pissed, so we’ll go with Merry Berry.
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ASDA closes in ten minutes despite being a 24 hours one
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PANIC BUYING A KETTLE ON AMAZON ALSO A TOASTER NOT SURE WHY
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Wait, isn't it possible to heat water on a stove top? Honest question from an American who also drinks tea.
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