Will Crichton

Ah, but your name needs another initial ‘K’ so that I = SKK ( Heaven help us if this not the geekiest tweet of the year. )

Well, you know, if I were to use my "caste name", it would be Iyer…

I’m sure your wife will understand, given the circumstances, that you simply must have another kid, and fix this naming issue. (Naming, after all, is one of the two hardest problems in CS, so you can’t have been expected to get it right on the first try.)

We're a household of functional programmers. We don't do names.

Real h4x0rs use de Bruijn names for their kids.

When my zeroth was born, I noticed that the hospital actually uses locally nameless! "Baby Foster" (okay, stretching things a bit, but a pointer back to the enclosing binder) but we had pick a name before we could extrude their scope beyond the maternity ward