Damon Wayans Yunior?’s Tweets
This BAALenciaga stuff is dark af!
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SHOWING MY MOM WHAT IT’S LIKE WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AS A TEENAGER 😂😭 SHE WAS HOOOOTTTT
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Netflix comedy special drops tonight at midnight or morning please enjoy and spread the word. Thank you.
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Black men deserve to grow old. Rest easy, Takeoff.🕊️
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California has a very “interesting” Nazi history
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“Ohhh, you can do better than that. I said ARE YOU READY TO HAVE A GOOD TIIIIIME?!”
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Sound guys at comedy clubs are never satisfied with the initial level of noise made by a crowd when asked if they are ready to have a good time
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“Fucking finally” - Prince Charles
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I like listening to white people music sometimes. It’s cute. Songs like Montel Jordan’s “this is how we do It”.
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Nothing more annoying than the “fun banter” between restaurant regulars and the staff.
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Sometimes I pick fights with her just for the silent treatment.
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Hostel? What’s that, like a ‘hotel’ with a lisp?
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Yeahhhhh 🔥🔥🔥
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THIS WEEKEND AT ZANIES
@wayansjr returns this weekend, September 2-4! You caught him on hit shows like New Girl and Happy Endings and in films like Let's Be Cops and Dance Flick. Now grab your tickets to see him LIVE on stage! Limited tix remaining--> bit.ly/Zanies_WayansJr
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A laugh and light that lit up every room.
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I’m at the Dania Improv THIS thur-Sat (aug 4-6). Come through, Florida!
daniaimprov.com/events/59029
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Arizona!! Come to to catch and myself light up the stage! Get your tickets fast only a few left!
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Rest well Kevin. You were great 😢
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Kevin Rooney Dies: Emmy-Winner, Standup Comedian, Sitcom Scribe, Mentor And Writer For Jay Leno, Bill Maher & Dennis Miller Was 71 deadline.com/2022/07/kevin-
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Come through St Louis! Gonna be a fun weekend (July 21-23) 😎🛸☁️
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This Week at Helium: St. Louis' Funniest Person contest continues, @ChrisLaker on the Garage stage + @wayansjr in the main room! Get your tickets: bit.ly/2JbpzKL
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Before he became the legendary comedian he is now, Richard Pryor was a singer. He used to open for Bob Dylan as well as Nina Simone. Here he is singing the blues circa 1966..
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., , Corey Holcomb, + are all coming to St. Louis this Summer ☀️ Check out these shows + more: bit.ly/2JbpzKL
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White people: Violence is never the answer.
Their ancestors: Defiiiiine “never”.
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sidechick so fine, gotta Introduce her to my father in-law
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John Wick only works if It’s a white guy. You kill a black guy’s puppy, he’s just gonna say “damn, that’s messed up”, then buy another one and hope his kids don’t know the difference.
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What are rappers gonna rap about when the dollar crashes?
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I’ve always wondered if ‘Sting’ was offended by that song “F the police”?
Like was the “message in a bottle” to Ice Cube?
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I had to break up with this girl once because she had Benicio Del Toro eyes.
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I hate when people light matches after they take a dump.
Now it just smells like you threw a turd on a bbq.
Who’s making doo doo links?
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I always encourage people who don’t have kids to have some. Mainly because I don’t like the idea of someone being able to spend all their money on just themselves
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I own a black owned alternative culture shop that sells records, comics, art toys, anime & manga toys. If ya know anyone that’s interested in these things & want to support a small business instead of amazon tag em or just a retweet would help. Offbeatjxn.com
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I will never fly ever again. Worst customer service I’ve ever had. They lost my bag. And it’s impossible to speak to an actual person to find it.
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Co-Founders & discuss #app, and what they hope the platform will do for #artists everywhere.
Watch the 2022 interview here: bit.ly/39PQBJy
#collisionconf #collision2022 #technology #bookingservice
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‘Everything Everywhere All At Once’ was one of the best movies I’ve seen 😎🍩🥋⏳
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Bro’s dressed like a scalp massager
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Hey y'all! Tonite's episode of is Directed by yours truly. Tune in or set your DVRs 8pm on
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It's all hands — and feet — on deck as the Butlers plan Yoli a quinceanera to remember on Monday's new #TheNeighborhood.
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At least now we know who killed 2 Pac
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