Cameron Watters

@watters

I author and deploy software (and/or help others do the same). I don't make wedding dresses. I'm not a Fox News personality. Opinions are my own. ☀️🏉🥓🥃🌵

Phoenix, AZ
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Joined March 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 6

    If your website makes it hard to open links in new tabs, I pretty much hate your website with the fire of 1000 ☀️☀️☀️

    1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
  2. 2 hours ago

    Depending on the complexity of the work you're doing, the shape of the red line may even be optimistic.

  3. Retweeted
    17 hours ago
    Replying to

    Make the right thing to do the lazy thing to do. Tools. Use them.

    5 replies 78 retweets 160 likes
  4. Jun 8

    Listening to the Comey hearings in the background today and, frankly, I'm disappointed by how inarticulate some of the Senate members are.

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  5. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    I know the bar is set low and all, but someone should tell Uber that they’re supposed to be trying to jump *over* it, not limbo under.

    28 retweets 100 likes
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    Jun 7
    Replying to

    Only having positive feedback is the worst thing you can have. Nothing to learn from. No failures. Nothing new tried.

    1 reply 11 retweets 27 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    How to be president, 2017: 1. Fire off some killer tweets 2. Golf! 🏌️ 3. Pretend not to watch CNN 4. Two scoops 🍨🍨

    547 replies 6,424 retweets 21,888 likes
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    Jun 4

    For those who doubt retributive justice and the Old View exists in software accidents:

    11 retweets 12 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 26

    Agile transformation iceberg, don't just focus on the visible!

    1 reply 86 retweets 126 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 16

    Wonder how many people who called for Snowden to be prosecuted are hoping for a Snowden inside DOJ or FBI right about now...

    52 replies 788 retweets 1,715 likes
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    21 Oct 2016

    In a relatively short time we've taken a system built to resist destruction by nuclear weapons and made it vulnerable to toasters.

    101 replies 8,210 retweets 7,991 likes
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    May 10

    We are headed to this weekend to add to our WTOO by collection and we couldn't be...

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  13. Retweeted
    May 7

    technical excellence != technical success, but shunning excellence is a great strategy to help yourself fail

    11 retweets 31 likes
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    May 5

    Our lovely Hannah's wedding is featured on ! Bridal gown by Photography...

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    May 5

    Beautiful brought to you by bridal! ...

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  16. May 5

    I get too much credit for the downfall of (which I don't watch) for a software engineer in Phoenix.

    Replying to @youroldestfan @hannity and 2 others
    The Other cable Channels will take fox Apart one show at a Time Way to go you bunch of fools .....
    3 replies 4 likes
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    Apr 22

    Floral detail 💕💕💕

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    Apr 23

    A sneak peek of the brand new collection! 👰🏼 ...

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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    Apr 23

    Have you been in on the fun ? Day 2 in the books!

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    Apr 24

    Starting off the week romantically in .

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