y’all know Jojo was 13 YEARS OLD singing “leave (get out)” and 15 singing “too little too late” she was singing like she been thru the some shit and rent is due ??
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I swear I heard Toad screaming in the crowd at Melanie Martinez’s performance
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just had a message request from a guy that bullied me in high school and was like omg here’s my cliche moment where i get hit on by my high school bully!! and then I open it and it’s just him calling me a slur
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It’s the girl merging her way into a picture with her like it’s nuffin😭😭😭😭
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Beyoncé and JAY-Z at tonight's @LouisVuitton Spring 2024 fashion show in Paris.
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The last American slave ship arrived in Mobile, Alabama, in 1860, despite the illegal importation of slaves. On board were approximately 160 West African individuals who had been captured and enslaved. One of the captives, named Cudjo Lewis, was acutely aware of the potential… Show more
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tires all glossed and polished<3 this will make driving on the road so much smoother, like i’m obsessed!!!
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You need to be a real barb to understand this
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im something of a student of maritime law and maritime disasters and if you’re wondering what is going on in the sub right now what i can assure you is, it’s cannibalism. it always goes there super fast in these situations
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y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
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In all seriousness, I do feel for the Titanic submarine guys. One of my greatest fears in life is dying in a way that's funnier than it is sad. The idea of everyone around me being like "yeah, so awful" and then quickly looking back and forth before saying "but...."
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Have you guys seen JK Rowling's $19.2M yacht? And by "you guys" I mean orcas.
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The yacht no longer belongs to Rowling who sold it a year after her purchase (bought in 2015, sold in 2016) to a US businessman and is now named "Arriva."
Source about the new owner:
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5yo: What’s Romeo and Juliet?
Me: Well, it’s a story about two people who fell in love, and…
[2 parents, both English professors, one a Shakespearean, give a long and age-inappropriate synopsis]
5yo: Wow.
Me: Yeah. It’s sad.
5yo: Yeah. I can’t believe they FELL in LAVA!
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the council will now decide ur fate
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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Anyone who does Zuko's scar like makeup has missed the point. Ozai grabbed half of his son's face & blasted it with fire. The damage stretches from his nose to all the way across his ear. He is likely partially blind and/or deaf. It's not just pink skin.
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saw a tiktok that explained blacking out is a result of the brain shutting down the hippocampus to protect it from becoming poisoned, hence why people act fully coherent when blacked out but have no memory of it
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I just can't imagine paying $200k or whatever to spend 10 hours in this thing--which is bolted shut and can only be opened from the outside--with four other people to travel to the bottom of the sea for a quick glimpse of a watery gravesite.
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i remember seeing these vids on diplo’s ig stories when he posted them, he actually took this guy to his hotel room later that night 💀
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To put the titanic thing in perspective, it took like 70 years to find the titanic, formerly one of the worlds biggest ships, even with a rough idea of where it was and they found it by mistake looking for a completely different ship
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Watching The Other Two with my parents last night and a couple is trying to get a third on Grindr and the third asks for a hole pic-
Mom: “is that how it really happens?!”
Me: “yeah but I don’t send them. I don’t have a cute one”
Mom: “you must get that from your dad’s side”
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Law don’t play about Zendaya at all
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UM THIS LITTLE ISOPOD IN MY GARDEN IS BLUE???
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Crazy karen trespasses into her neighbor’s house to complain and gets confronted
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After needing 13 liters of blood for a surgery at the age of 13, James Harrison pledged to donate blood once he turned 18.
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