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Producer @ Swirl Films IG:
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NYC... By way of Charlotte, NCfacebook.com/jayallen6Joined March 2009
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If anything ever happens to the guy that does the voice for Cookie Monster...I can sleep at night knowing we have Dikembe Mutumbo as backup.
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Chris Rock should be thankful for the slap tho… a punch from the dude that played Ali woulda been NIGHT NIGHT.
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There are about to be a lot of people that survived a whole pandemic but died falling off a stack of milk crates…
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When you fall DOWN some stairs… everybody runs over to help you… but for some reason when you fall UP some stairs people just step back and just watch you die. It’s ok
@joebiden
we’ve all been there
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We didn’t cancel Kirk Franklin for saying he loved porn...he def ain’t getting canceled for cursing his GROWN, 33 year old son out…& that’s on “Melodies from Heaven”. My mom cursed me out last Sunday for not choosing the 2hr delivery on her Instacart order…I ain’t record it tho
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Black Women are currently winning the super bowl pre show… Alicia Keys, H.E.R. and Jasmine ALL wrecked shop
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They kicked Trump off
@Spotify
... do you know how bad it’s gotta be for Spotify to be like... “You can listen to the Beatles wherever you want to Mr Trump... but you can’t do it here again... EVER”
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I just got off the phone with Navient and I think my super power is deferring my student loans... They didn’t even argue with me... they just said ok.
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I need Snoop in the commentator booth on every sport... Boxing... NFL... NBA... MLB... hotdog eating contest
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Ain’t no way I’d fight Mike Tyson in that small ass ring... my contract woulda said we fightin in the parking lot.
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I ordered from UberEats while I’m watching Versuz... my order still ain’t here... customer service won’t answer ... and then I just saw them post 6 snowflakes ❄️ in the Versuz chat while Jeezy was rapping.
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Usually I don’t do this... but if y’all need help scraping those Trump/Pence bumper stickers off your cars or pickup trucks... I’ll help you out. But y’all gotta come to me tho. #ElectionResults2020
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We have the technology that allows cars to drive themselves, rockets that provide domestic travel to space... but somehow we are still voting on paper ballots in some places in the year 2020. This is America. #Election2020
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I wonder how much the black chick that is nodding her head behind Trump is getting paid for her head nodding services? She’s earning every penny.
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I can’t speak for these other cities and states ... but Atlanta, Georgia is completely open. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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I wish Joe Biden had eyebrows... I’m still voting for him either way. But the eyebrows would help build more confidence
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As the clock struck midnight on Jan 1,2020... I raised a glass to the sky and said... “2020 is going to be the best year ever”... I’m man enough to say ... I might’ve gotten that one wrong.
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These youngins sliding in DMs... my era just wanted to to know “Can We Talk for a minute?”... Babyface is up.
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If Teddy wait 10 more minutes ... he gon call Babyface and he gon be like “aww man I’m in the bed now... I didn’t know we was still doin that”
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Hey Babyface & Teddy... we love y’all... just send us the playlist of songs... and let’s act like this never happened. Love y’all tho
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If you are a music artist above the age of 55... I’m not watching your IG battle unless the kids and/or grandkids are involved with the tech set up.
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So Babyface is alone and Teddy has a sound engineer, a hype man, and a background dancer and can’t get it together.
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Anybody that has ever tried to explain how FaceTime works to their grandparents knows this Babyface & Teddy Riley echo ain’t going away no time soon.
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