BourbonMilkPunch

@wastelandmama

Full-time wood nymph, part-time writer. SAHM to P&T. Anti-pants, pro-gaming. LGBTQA+💖 She/Her

Kentucky, USA
Joined August 2015
Born 13 February

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 Jun 2018

    "A glint of her hair or a flash of her shoulder —  That is the most I can boast to have seen,  Then all is lost as the shadows enfold her,  Forest glades making a screen of their green..." - From 'The Wood Nymph', Ellis Parker Butler (1905)

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  2. 9 hours ago

    Can someone please tell the giant orange baby that isn't how government works? Please? Like, find a 6th grade Intro to Social Studies book & read it real slow to him or something? 🙄

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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Hello hi this place by my parents’ has all the pizzas named after significant moments in the owner’s personal life and I love it

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  4. 13 hours ago

    Remember ep "Darmok", where Picard has to talk to aliens who ONLY speak in stories? I'm that alien. Sometimes I can't find the right words bc of the or (or both), so I'll use a TV show reference instead. "When Ron & the guys ate the mini-calzones." 😑

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  5. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    What the signs REALLY need in 2019 ♈️: deal with your anger issues ♉️: find your authenticity ♊️: face your fear of intimacy ♋️: accept yourself ♌️: redefine your purpose ♍️: open up ♎️: redefine themselves ♏️: motivation ♐️: let go ♑️: rest ♒️: find meaning ♓️: find yourself

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  6. 15 hours ago

    Husband & I both crushed on Ginger Spice. Couples who crush together, stay together. 👍

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    She’s wrong for calling Trump a motherf***er. He’s a “lying motherf***er.”

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  8. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    sexual preference: ⚪️ girls ⚪️ guys 🔘 sinning

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    17 hours ago

    I didn't know there's 122K Aquarius on Twitter

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    I hear the GOP thinks women dancing are scandalous. Wait till they find out Congresswomen dance too! 💃🏽 Have a great weekend everyone :)

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    21 hours ago
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  12. 16 hours ago

    Wrote 5 pages today! Yay! 😃 I'm at a natural lull in the story where I could skip it, but I like the lulls. I like my characters just hanging out & being regular ppl. 👍 Besides, of all the companions, I feel like is the most likely to slack off whenever possible.

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    Jan 3

    Total women in the U.S. House: 1989: 16 Democrats 13 Republicans 2019: 89 Democrats 13 Republicans

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    Sebastian: Daddy your hair looks like a mop. Me:

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    24 hours ago
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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Doesn’t look like this squirrels first egg roll

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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    some of you never had to use limewire to get music for your off-brand mp3 player and it shows

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    Jan 2
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    Jan 2

    We barely into 2019 and this already my favorite video of the year

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  20. Jan 4

    Phlebotomist: You doing okay? Me: Oh, sure. This stuff doesn't bother me. P: Oh good! Me: *wants to tell her I grew up watching bodies have their fluids drained at the mortician's but stays silent bc I'm pretending to be a Regular Adult™* P: Okay, all done! Me:

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  21. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    BREAKING: In one of first acts for Democratic majority, House passes bills to re-open government without funding border wall.

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