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Poll: if you mail an item in a Manila envelope (let's say a pack of small fun tissues for your niece) and if you use the self-check out what would you classify it as?
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Sent my husband in to buy spinach...he's been gone 30 minutes..I should just assume he is lost forever and drive away, right?
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This 💩 right here has really pissed me off because I know when it’s no longer a viral video or being reported on in the news—both of these cops are probably going to squeak by with a slap on the wrist. This is effing ridiculous. There’s NO EXCUSE for this. None. #LAPD
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In hindsight, seizing ventilators and protective equipment from states may have made them mad.
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Monday afternoon update: Massachusetts has joined the Multi State Council. We now have bipartisanship. governor.ny.gov/news/massachus
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I can't believe all these corporations are going bankrupt after one simple unforeseen medical emergency. Horrible planning on their part. Shouldn't have ordered all those avocado toasts I guess
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NEW: Want to see why Dems are resisting the GOP bill? This is who it EXCLUDES.
· community-based nursing homes
· community mental health providers
· home health
· group homes for individuals w disabilities
· rape crises centers
· community health centers
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MILLENIALS ARENT ON SPRING BREAK THEY ARE VIDEO CONFERENCING THEIR WORK TEAM TRYING TO KEEP THEIR PETS OR KIDS QUIET I WILL FIGHT YOU
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if you guys keep calling it the chinese virus then we get to call it the white mass shooting
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This weekend was tragically murdered in her home by an ex. She was a kind & brilliant therapist, & an advocate for mental healthcare access. Her friend & colleague is raising money for a cause Amie strongly believed in.
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Woah. This is way better than Florida Man.
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The older I get, the more Rudolph the red nose reindeer TV special pisses me off..
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There is no Thanksgiving without our hardworking farm workers in California and across the country. Remember to thank them today and every day.
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This incredibly skilled worker earns $1.86 per 60 bundles of radishes. She’s done this work for the same employer for more than a decade and has the method down to a science. #WeFeedYou #ThankAFarmworker
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157 repuglicans just voted against a bill because it would deny guns to people convicted of date violence or stalking
NRA backed GOP voted against the Violence Against Women Act reauthorization - because they believe stalkers and abusers have gun rights
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I have watched this approximately 9,345,678 times so far today
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This woman helped two Jewish siblings escape the Nazis during World War II — after 75 years, the 92-year-old finally reunited with the survivors she helped save
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The kit kats in my purse appear to be multiplying. #notabadthing
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Noooo, not actually singing "along the broken road" to the dog...*shifty eyes*
Ok..yes
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“If making fun of fat people made them lose weight, there’d be no fat kids in schools.” — responds to 's call for the return of fat shaming.
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Super fun to be cut off by a school bus carrying what looked like middle school sports team...the waves and the fake moonings was awesome.
Repeat after us:
You cannot drive a moving truck on Storrow Drive.
You cannot drive a moving truck on Storrow Drive.
You cannot drive a moving truck on Storrow Drive.
#movingday boston.gov/moving
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Daily reminder that there are no white people in the Bible.
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Oh, I’m sorry, you thought justice was going to be served? How cute.
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Almost 10 years of marriage and my husband and I still have in depth conversations. Such as how Zuma is the most underutilized member of Paw Patrol and if mayor Humdinger is really a mayor of another town or just a delusional citizen of Adventure Bay.
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Always a shame when friends get hacked and someone publishes their nudes...
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I'm totally the brains of this household...
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Haven't you learned yet...pisces like to press buttons...physical and emotional
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Pisces: WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T PRESS THAT BU-
You did it, didn't you? You pressed the button. The one that says DO NOT PRESS. Did you know what it would do? Who it would affect? What the consequences might be?
Eh, don't worry about it. Nobody likes Topeka, anyway.
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Insane wing control, for all animators out there fascinated by dope reference. #bird #animation #nature via
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Ded..😂🤣😂🤣
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My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON’T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.]
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Working from home today, sitting in the dining room, looking out the window as the dogs play in the backyard in this great weather...I need to go now and find the extension cord that reaches the patio table...
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*whistles innocently*
Just until my commute gets better...
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Pisces: Today you will be given a button that when pressed will kill a stranger. You will repeatedly slam it like a coked up money.