According to UPS, my new laptop will arrive some time between now and when Dread Cthulhu devours the skies.
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@scott_bot At the very least, far in the future, you and your laptop will be infinitesimally adjacent in singularity of the Big Crunch.
1:07 PM - 9 Jul 2014
from Panhandle, San Francisco
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