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    1. Walter Shaub‏Verified account @waltshaub Jul 31

      Walter Shaub Retweeted Walter Shaub

      This isn't an ontological thought exercise. If they've got a nasty infestation of PONCs, you can see why the 1st Amendment traumatizes them.https://twitter.com/waltshaub/status/892188132786962433 …

      Walter Shaub added,

      Walter ShaubVerified account @waltshaub
      If these questions were crawly pests would there be a taxonomic difference between the Pests of No Consequence and the Not Pertinent Pests? https://twitter.com/waltshaub/status/892186540545363968 …
      9 replies . 33 retweets 171 likes
    2. Walter Shaub‏Verified account @waltshaub Jul 31
      Replying to @waltshaub

      If there's even the slightest chance I used "ontological" correctly, you can join me in imagining a PONC tweeting "I'm asked therefore I am"

      5 replies . 19 retweets 118 likes
    3. Walter Shaub‏Verified account @waltshaub Jul 31
      Replying to @waltshaub

      Maybe @petridishes knows. She has the best words, tremendous words.

      8 replies . 11 retweets 164 likes
    4. Alexandra Petri‏Verified account @petridishes Jul 31
      Replying to @waltshaub

      when I saw "pests" I was wondering if you were building to an entomological ontological question

      2 replies . 2 retweets 69 likes
    5. Walter Shaub‏Verified account @waltshaub Jul 31
      Replying to @petridishes

      Yes!!! You get it.

      1 reply . 3 retweets 28 likes
    6. Walter Shaub‏Verified account @waltshaub Jul 31
      Replying to @waltshaub @petridishes

      If they were short questions would you call this an ephemeral entomological ontological question? Or just another malapropism?

      2 replies . 5 retweets 40 likes
    7. Alexandra Petri‏Verified account @petridishes Jul 31
      Replying to @waltshaub

      if they were as widely applicable as they were brief they might be ecumenical ephemeral entomological ontological questions

      7 replies . 4 retweets 83 likes
    8. Walter Shaub‏Verified account @waltshaub Jul 31
      Replying to @petridishes

      As a good episcopalian I should have added ecumenical before you got there, but I fear I've joined a knife fight with a paper clip.

      5 replies . 2 retweets 62 likes
    9. Walter Shaub‏Verified account @waltshaub Jul 31
      Replying to @waltshaub @petridishes

      Oh, here: If their meaning is in the eye of the beholder are they equivocal ecumenical ephemeral entomological ontological questions?

      4 replies . 2 retweets 41 likes
    10. Alexandra Petri‏Verified account @petridishes Jul 31
      Replying to @waltshaub

      if they were also about horses and I could fit equestrian into this list then this would be a query for an equerry

      4 replies . 1 retweet 34 likes
      Walter Shaub‏Verified account @waltshaub Jul 31
      Replying to @petridishes

      Hahaha!!! I would declare you the winner, but the universe beat me to it.

      6:56 pm - 31 Jul 2017
      • 1 Retweet
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      • Andrew Kragie MS Betsy Corrin Sasha Boucher rhiannon person Tamara Mae carolyn nunn harvey RhinoAuklet
      2 replies . 1 retweet 16 likes
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        1. Walter Shaub‏Verified account @waltshaub Jul 31
          Replying to @waltshaub @petridishes

          I tip my hat to the master and raise the white flag.

          4 replies . 1 retweet 23 likes
        2. Elaine‏ @starree Jul 31
          Replying to @waltshaub @petridishes

          Love, love this thread, thanks!!!

          0 replies . 1 retweet 9 likes
          3. End of conversation
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        1. Alexandra Petri‏Verified account @petridishes Jul 31
          Replying to @waltshaub

          no, i dub YOU the victor! and the Walter! this has been really fun and a nice distraction from making mac and cheese for myself at 10 pm

          1 reply . 0 retweets 17 likes
        2. OF COURSE HE DID‏ @ChloeDwyer2 Jul 31
          Replying to @petridishes @waltshaub

          NERDIEST SEXTS OF ALL TIME. You both win!

          0 replies . 0 retweets 2 likes
          3. End of conversation

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