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Writer of esoteric erotica. My first novel "Esoterically Exposed" is now available from Swollen Sausage Press

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    1. Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW‏Verified account @DaftLimmy May 4

      Okay. So. I'm on a train, and the woman in the seat opposite asked me to watch her seat while she went to the toilet. Busy train. Somebody sat down on it and I haven't got the courage to speak up! Eek!pic.twitter.com/Qsa8k498a4

      68 replies 276 retweets 1,446 likes
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    2. Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW‏Verified account @DaftLimmy May 4

      Woman is coming back from the toilet. Oh my gosh. Someone's gonna get it, either the man on her seat, or me for not saying anything.pic.twitter.com/yGxzMa8VuM

      7 replies 10 retweets 207 likes
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    3. Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW‏Verified account @DaftLimmy May 4

      Woman asked man to get off her seat. Small argument, but he got up. Phew. But now she is glaring at me.pic.twitter.com/N3m1kUOYZj

      8 replies 12 retweets 241 likes
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    4. Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW‏Verified account @DaftLimmy May 4

      I said sorry. She just looked out the window. This is super awkward. Stop this train now.pic.twitter.com/nqlzvBlIQe

      4 replies 12 retweets 229 likes
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    5. Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW‏Verified account @DaftLimmy May 4

      The man hasn't found a seat, and has been looking at her seat for like forever. I think he's coming over. Oh gosh no.pic.twitter.com/ylbZozgUlE

      4 replies 9 retweets 174 likes
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    6. Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW‏Verified account @DaftLimmy May 4

      Oh shit. Shit shit shit. Trying to process what has just happened. Holy fucking shit.pic.twitter.com/RdMOAumG8k

      13 replies 7 retweets 186 likes
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    7. Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW‏Verified account @DaftLimmy May 4

      The man has a flask, the steel kind you would take camping. He hit the woman on the head. Hard. Some men are holding him on the ground. The woman's eyes have gone squint and she's talking about her cat. Wtfpic.twitter.com/VbkvnN3uwR

      5 replies 25 retweets 398 likes
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      Guppy 🌹‏ @w_guppy May 4
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      Limmy stop. This is hurting me.

      9:07 AM - 4 May 2018
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