Approaching women and telling them I'm an artist; that they have the rare quality of beauty I've been looking for. Convincing them to leave everything behind and nude model in my one-bedroom flat in Slough. Presenting them with a stick figure with enormous breasts drawn in crayon
5:40 AM - 25 Apr 2018
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