I will write the Authoritative Canon of Twitter accounts. I will be the the Old Jewish Gnostic of the internet. Put yourself in my favour.
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*very pomo voice* you know you can have as many canons as you want lol
The talking bowl of noodles is right, Gub. The market will decide. We are competitors now
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aye yr entry ain’t gonna be pretty ya cheeky cunt
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plus n i got the head start brand loyalty bonus. might as well quit while yr ahead, boyo
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