Writing letters to my future son warning him about the dangers of "getting laid" and why he shouldn't "smoke dope" while I'm still young enough for him to listen to me
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"Listen son, my chavvie. Smokin that kushpipe ain't so hot. That stuff can seriously scramble your noggin - take it from a certified bongripper. As for that slippery slaz you've been thinking about - save all that touchy stuff for the big M (Marriage)"
