vultural

@vultural

° always trying to figure out what I was about to do ° I am zooming in °

locked in the broken wire
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    14. stu 2019.

    a few tips to avoid getting sick at the office: - forget where your office is - never, ever go to your office - never go to any office - never go anywhere - stay in your house - lay under your bed - stay there - isn't this nice - this is nice - there is nothing - there is nothing

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  2. 2. velj

    forget everything you thought you knew about forgetting everything you thought you knew about stuff

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  3. 2. velj

    the wrong side of the mirror

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  4. 1. velj

    unrequited confusion

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    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    * said corner goes epic *

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    31. sij
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  7. 31. sij

    trying to remember where the dots are that I used to connect

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    30. sij

    1/2: Our irreconcilable political divide had been tracked down to a broken carburetor in Iowa. Rebuilding it properly would restore the right mix of air, fuel, and bipartisan synergy. Alas, frustration gripped our bungling mechanic...

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  9. 30. sij

    absolutely no one: me:

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  10. 30. sij

    when I get heartburn so bad that I can't sleep I like to fill my time by eating five hundred pancakes

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    30. sij

    there’s no point in being a male because you’ll just get used up to stay alive like a cog in a wheel; that’s why suicide rates for males are so high

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  12. 30. sij

    this phone is not smart at all

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  13. 30. sij

    the triumph of the marzipan

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  14. 30. sij

    12 and 12

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    28. sij

    So to be safe online: - Never share your computer with your family. - Don't open emails if they look interesting. - Always forget your password. - If in doubt for God's sake don't click anything.

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    26. sij

    “There’s still time. There’s still time.” ~ Sunday afternoon mantra

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  17. 26. sij

    stop replacing things with different things

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  18. 25. sij

    does anyone want to go to the mall and hang unfunny "Lost Grapefruit" posters all over everything

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    The mayor was elected based on the campaign promise that if we like the debris that flowed into our home during the recent city-wide flooding we would be allowed to keep it, but now that he is elected he is demanding that we turn our debris collections over to local authorities.

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  20. 25. sij

    considering putting a shirt on before my second cup of Saturday coffee

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  21. 25. sij

    the real heroes are the people who take the stairs instead of the elevator

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