Giant Meteor 2020

@votegiantmeteor

Giant flaming meteor, extinction level event, 2020 presidential candidate, probably your best option.

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Geregistreerd in mei 2016

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  1. 13 apr. 2017

    Don't miss your chance to vote for Giant Meteor in this year's Webby Awards!

  2. 9 nov. 2016

    The American people have chosen a better path towards apocalyptic destruction than I could provide. Congratulations .

  3. 19 okt. 2016

    Immigration reform is about uniting people. We shouldn't be tearing families apart. We should be smushing them together.

  4. 19 okt. 2016

    Looking for a better choice? Look no further!

  5. 11 okt. 2016

    Dinosaurs lie. Everybody knows that. They still love me. They all love me, but they're horrible liars and they have small hands.

  6. 10 okt. 2016

    What do you have to lose?

  7. 9 okt. 2016

    I'm going to take care of all of the inner cities. I promise you that!

  8. 4 okt. 2016

    I'm anti-life AND anti-choice.

  9. 4 okt. 2016

    Who better to deal with criminal aliens than a giant space meteor?

  10. 4 okt. 2016

    You can count on me to continue the war on coal. I will find it. I will unearth it. I will burn it back into the ground!

  11. 26 sep. 2016

    You're looking at the only candidate with a plan that's guaranteed to defeat ISIS.

  12. 26 sep. 2016

    Violence is a serious problem in this country, and I intend to end it. I will end it all.

  13. 26 sep. 2016

    My opponents want to keep taxes complicated. I think it's time for a flat tax. It's time to flatten everything.

  14. 26 sep. 2016

    Our energy policy is a disaster right now, but I'm going to bring so much energy to this country! You'll be blown away.

  15. 26 sep. 2016

    Under my jobs plan I'll be reducing taxes tremendously, and I'll lower unemployment to DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

  16. 26 sep. 2016

    I wanted to make it on the debate stage tonight but the fire marshal wouldn't allow it. Follow me here instead!

  17. 12 jul. 2016

    Some others may be ready to give up, but the only thing that will stop this campaign is the Earth itself.

  18. 6 jul. 2016

    We may be behind in the polls, but our campaign has the momentum to win and the mass to destroy all complex life on Earth.

  19. 4 jul. 2016

    This independence day, support the only candidate who can bring you complete & utter independence.

  20. heeft geretweet
    29 jun. 2016

    Giant meteor hitting the Earth makes pretty good showing in new PPP poll.

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