Vote Giant Meteor

@votegiantmeteor

Giant flaming meteor, extinction level event, 2020 presidential candidate, probably your best option.

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Joined May 2016

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  1. 10 Feb 2018
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  2. 30 Jan 2018

    The American people deserve more. I promise to put America first when I make America a crater again. Thank you and may god have mercy on your sole.

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  3. 30 Jan 2018

    If you’re dedicated to defeating ISIS on day one, then it’s time to .

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  4. 30 Jan 2018

    Under my immigration plan, DREAMers can stay exactly where they are. Forever.

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  5. 30 Jan 2018

    Believe me when I tell you that I’m dedicated to ending America’s healthcare issues. I will end the health. I will end the care. I will end it all.

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  6. 30 Jan 2018

    It’s time for Americans to release all the beautiful coal around them. I will make a big impact on the dying coal industry. I will unearth it wherever it is. I will burn it all.

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  7. 30 Jan 2018

    You’re looking at the only candidate with the power to remove every judge, from every court, everywhere.

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  8. 30 Jan 2018

    Under my tax plan the average family would pay $0, and the corporate tax rate would drop to 0%. You cannot save yourself, but you will save on taxes.

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  9. 30 Jan 2018

    Americans have endured floods, fires and storms the likes of which they’ve never seen. Global climate change is clearly not enough to end your suffering. It’s time for a candidate you cannot endure.

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  10. 30 Jan 2018

    Tune in as I live tweet my State of the Universe address at 9pm EST. had a year to destroy the Earth, but his half measures have only endangered millions around the world. It’s time for new leadership. It’s time to !

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  11. 22 Jan 2018

    Due to the government shutdown, is no longer tracking me. I have reestablished communications and will be changing trajectory for possible Earth intercept in 2020.

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  12. 9 Nov 2016

    The American people have chosen a better path towards apocalyptic destruction than I could provide. Congratulations .

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  13. 19 Oct 2016

    Immigration reform is about uniting people. We shouldn't be tearing families apart. We should be smushing them together.

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  14. 19 Oct 2016

    Looking for a better choice? Look no further!

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  15. 11 Oct 2016

    Dinosaurs lie. Everybody knows that. They still love me. They all love me, but they're horrible liars and they have small hands.

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  16. 10 Oct 2016

    What do you have to lose?

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  17. 9 Oct 2016

    I'm going to take care of all of the inner cities. I promise you that!

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  18. 4 Oct 2016

    I'm anti-life AND anti-choice.

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  19. 4 Oct 2016

    Who better to deal with criminal aliens than a giant space meteor?

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  20. 4 Oct 2016

    You can count on me to continue the war on coal. I will find it. I will unearth it. I will burn it back into the ground!

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