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The best part about living in the UK is I no longer have to explain to people what Spaced is.
Green skittles in the UK are still lime, I knew I loved this place.
"We know we told you to update to iOS8 to fix your battery issue and now you're battery is even worse but it's not our fault"
Gone Girl might be the worst date movie ever.
"you've gotta eat sunny side up eggs with tabasco, that's just the way it is."
The Democrats have doomed us, I, for one, welcome our new ebola overlords.
The anime of my anime is my ally.
I love Indian food in London, thanks imperialism!
My favorite character in Earthbound so far is King, mostly because I'm hoping he's secretly Jack Kirby reincarnated as a dog.
It's pretty sad when an airline is more cautious about it's employees than a hospital is.
You'd Hate Facebook, Charlie Brown #rejectedpeanutsspecials
So many nightmares coming true today http://www.slashfilm.com/two-part-justice-league/ …
Reading the news these days is a lot like watching a game of Pandemic.
Alexa's own Alexa rank is 2,227 http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/alexa.com …
Saw a guy in a Palantir t shirt jaywalk. I knew those guys were evil.
Like, if we get a movie version of Civil War before a movie version of Kang the Conqueror/Time-Baller, something is wrong.
Creating software updates that destroy users battery life so they have to buy replacements from you = billion dollar company
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