Mars is facing a lawsuit for child slavery. This is a master class in “look over here instead.”
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Humanity = suffering. Suffering = art. How can AI create art without knowing that fundamental experience? talked to the AI spirits of Frida Kahlo, Ray Charles, Nietzsche, and Rumi to find out. bit.ly/414W03Q [3/10]
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Tony Soprano needed Artie Bucco’s new restaurant gone but he wasn’t gonna let all that fresh gavadeel go to waste so he moved it to the pine barrens for Paulie and Christopher to pick up later.
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someone very mysteriously dumped 3-400 pounds of pasta in the woods in old bridge, nj …… i need to know everything
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I just wrote “former blue check” in my bio and then a blue check appeared next to my name. I deleted it bc it weirded me out but… coding error? Will someone else try this
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This is not what a convulsion or seizure looks like. You do not *catch* epilepsy from any vaccine.
You’re making life a lot harder for actual epileptics because you’re passing around false information.
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This is Cindy Young and she is very brave to put this bideo out there to show you how she lives everyday now.
Full body convulsions, tremors and seizures everyday now since she got vaccinated.
The Government wants to ignore people like this instead of providing support.
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I love whenever this prompt appears because it reminds me that the crazed intensity of a Scorpio sun/Virgo moon is actually quite endearing
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You and a celebrity who shares your sun and moon signs 
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Singing to myself as I look up what a gold check is
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It's even better when you picture shouting this from her broomstick, which has never exploded.
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douche, is the funniest thing you’ve ever done. Let that sink in. Sorry to hear about your rocket.
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The blue check mark was something special for a freelancer who didn't have a newsroom backing them. Half of my career was just looking out the window at all my blue checked colleagues enjoying their follower count.
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If I don't have full control of my bagel-to-cream cheese ratio I don't have control of my life.
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If this took place in New Jersey they would be the victims of arson
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A pretty elaborate preparation for some very sad looking pizza.
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Why should anyone have to miss part of the movie? Check out a clip of the action sequence from #CripfishedMovie with audio descriptions for our #blind viewers. Have you ever seen this feature before?
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I know y'all love a Jersey 10 :)
Watch fellow Jersey babe in our film CRIPFISHED!
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Who's your #womencrushwednesday?
Watch my @DisabilityChall film #CripfishedMovie to see which friend our protagonist listens to: bit.ly/cripfished
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Thought this was funny? Watch the full 5 minute #CripfishedMovie at bit.ly/cripfished
And thanks to for creating "the music of our people."
#InspireChange #edfc2023
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A mighty fine crew ❤️
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Someone @ Wikipedia chose to list his roles in that order on purpose
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Look I know that gone are the days of Twitter being a source for breaking news and commentary... but French protestors stormed BlackRock yesterday and it never showed up in my top stories. Twitter doesn't even make it the top story when you search "france" or "blackrock."
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He’s trying everything to scare away his fans and nothing’s working
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Me gripping my dog’s paw as I compare past relationships to fictional billionaires
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Not only does it make it easier to stay protected but I’ll go so far as to say a bold zinc is the new bold lip
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sunscreen stick girlies, please step forward and plead your case to someone who is considering adding it to the rotation
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My TV pilot is playing at the oscar-qaulifying and I couldn't be more proud to be showcasing heartfelt LGBTQIA stories in such an anti-LGBTQIA state. If you're LGBTQIA and in Florida, I'd be honored to see you there!
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:
Graves-era Misfits should no longer be considered canon. We don’t need Dig Up Her Bones and the rest is mid at best.
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The Onion wasn't even writing jokes during the Iraq War they were just republishing NYT headlines verbatim.
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Senior Editor co-founded Black Lipstick, a NJ-based music collective and coven that showcases women and LGBTQ+ musicians at small concerts (complete with volunteer witches). All proceeds go to local women's charities.
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Our education system can offer:
❌ free lunches
❌ art class
❌ a library
✅ a bunker
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Here is the safe room in action! While it’s simple to put in place, both teachers with one in their classroom said they keep them set up and students use them as sensory or hang out rooms wbrc.com/app/2023/03/13
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I hate that I know that Taft was the heaviest U.S. President. Why the fuck did they teach me that in school
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Are people 15s or did that person just die while getting undressed
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I had half a PB&J for lunch and I’m saving the other half for dinner
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Clyde, my emotional support animal, was just prescribed doggie Prozac. I’m worried the job is too much work.
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Saving this for my next seizure
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LA folks go to this and tell me everything bc I hate that I'm missing it
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Your favorite rock and pop sing-a-longs, award-winning burlesque, drag, aerial, and contortion! Get your tickets now for the most fabulous show in town!
krmisfitcabaret.com/circus
#la #losangeles #bourbonroom
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This guy admitting to having a 0.0 GPA is a top 10 conservative self-own
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They literally spanked each other don’t tell me that nuns aren’t living their best lives under wraps and tax free
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This cat has killed more than mice
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Cats that sailed on ships until the mid-20th century to catch rodents had passports signed with their paw prints.
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