Kate Long

@volewriter

Author of 'The Bad Mother's Handbook'. Obsessive water vole surveyor:

Shropshire, UK
Joined June 2010

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  1. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    Read the headlines about women forced into marriage having to pay to be rescued? This is the must-read/must-see lowdown on it from ⁦

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    4 hours ago

    To anyone thinking of cancelling your membership with the National Trust because you don't like their position on so called 'trail hunting'. PLEASE DON'T CANCEL! You can use your vote, this year I believe, to vote against trail hunting continuing on their land.

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    "120,297 single claimant women had their benefits capped, compared with just 13,743 single claimant men over the same period. The vast majority of those women had dependent children."

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  5. 14 hours ago

    Tonight I am mostly eating watch straps.

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  6. 19 hours ago

    Hello, I'm a Christian mother in a movie. I have a mouth like a snapping turtle, I dress like I still live in the 1950s and I only exist to explain the deranged behaviour of the main character.

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    The only way to say you is to join & to stop EDF & protect the whole SSSI There is no mitigation possible or any assurances that EDF can give that could compensate for the environmental damage

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  8. Jan 3

    You need to take a good long look at yourself in the mirror, Jackie.

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  9. Jan 3

    And we finish this batch with a frankly outrageous piece of hypocrisy about how boring girls who go on about boyfriends are. (Previous 30 pages have been all about boys; 30 pages following, ditto.)

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  10. Jan 3

    Although I like the sneezing advice, and might give that a try at some point.

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  11. Jan 3

    Oddly the advice is not to report him immediately to the store manager.

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  12. Jan 3

    The tone's all jocular, but what it's actually talking about is having to fend off sexual harassment.

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  13. Jan 3

    I love this reader.

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  14. Jan 3

    (I'm imagining the horse speaking like Leslie Phillips.)

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  15. Jan 3

    You do wonder where the heck this one's going.

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  16. Jan 3

    Equestrian takeover.

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  17. Jan 3

    Jealous rival with a hosepipe. I wonder if you can guess what happens in the next frame?

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  18. Jan 3

    Also avenging ghostly exes. Here's the world's least-scary phantom.

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  19. Jan 3

    More motorbike chaos. Teenage girls' magazines really did lean heavily on the road accident as a plot device.

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  20. Jan 3

    Narrative ingredients: a motorbike, a boyfriend and some gravestones. Can you guess how this one goes?

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