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Malavika Velayanikal
@vmalu
Startup junkie. Nutrition nut. Building . Ex-journalist with
Indiabio.link/stationmaluJoined June 2009

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“Please don’t hold me accountable for revenue in the first year,” he told his board and investors. Instead of ARR, he focused maniacally on getting to C20 (first 20 enterprise customers).
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Hey India SaaS twtr, help me out with this one 1/ No community succeeds when it becomes a clique. The team is actively reaching out to founders across the country to make sure everyone has access to the insane wealth of this community at this year's annual.
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Let's get you signed-up of SaaSBooMi annual 2023. Join us at the one place where all SaaS Groupies get together & meet each other in person. Grab super early bird tickets as low as Rs. 4000. Visit link- events.saasboomi.com/registration_s
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Stoked to be be part of this gang ♥️
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As #SaaSBOOMiTurns4, we're proud to have become one of the most progressive founder communities in the world. 🎉 Here's to our journey interpreted through an artist's eye. 👇 🎨 saasboomi.com/our-story/ #4YearsOfSaaSBOOMi #SaaS
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Good point. What works usually gets taken for granted.
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Our capital market infrastructure & regulations don't get enough credit for being among the best in the world. It is crazy & scary what is happening today in the Crypto world. Crypto Brokers & exchanges can act as banks in most markets, exposing customers to unlimited risk. 1/3
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The US wants to stop China's rise by preventing it produce the latest semiconductors. It will fail. The US will never prevent a dynamic tech force like China from innovating. And the US's attempt to create a 'Chip 4' alliance of US, SK, Japan, Taiwan excl China is in big trouble.
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If you have a writer friend, please don’t ask her to write stuff for you. Writing is work for her. Writing a line is likely juicing a rock for her. Spare her the agony.
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I sit up, muster whatever strength and fake anger I can, and reply: "Hey, (in my total no-nonsense deep tone) I don’t really know what’s happening, you got the wrong Malvika. I am not who you think I am (ah, mysterious). Maybe, I shall write about this on Mint - or somewhere.”
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"Oh, so you've finally decided to join us, MALVIKA!" the boss said in full blast mode. And I stay mum. She goes: "Are you there? ARE YOU THERE, MALVIKA?" I am speechless. “I see you are here, MALVIKA? MALVIKA? ARE YOU THERE?"
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Who was I to refuse when the universe was hellbent on giving me a peak into what goes on inside an otherwise smooth-tallking, all-smiling, suave PR team. The boss didn’t disappoint. She continued the tirade, which I realised was directed at the missing “Malvika” and her friends.
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2 minutes later, my phone's ringing. The same group call again. I cut it, they call again. And again. The cycle repeated 20 times. (Yes, I counted) By now, my nails are chewed (in that almost perfect halfmoons I imagine) and so, when the phone rang again - 21st call - I pick up.
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