Dudes who weren’t born yet when I started writing code think I don’t know what it’s like to answer n00b questions
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I know COBOL 
That can be rectified. 
COBOL was taught when I went to college ... the second time!
COBOL - the gateway drug. But I go all the way back to IBM 360/370 assembly and punch cards. God, I cannot wait to retire!
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