Vivitsu Maharaja

@vivitsum

On a quest to understand computers.

Seattle, WA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2009.

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    31. sij

    The Golden Gate Stem Fair is the Bay Area's regional high school science fair. It touches the lives of thousands of local kids and is at risk this year (again) of not happening due to lack of funds. Can we raise $15k to save it? (retweets appreciated!)

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  2. 31. sij

    And you feel like you want to spend all the time you have exploring every nook and cranny in the room for hidden (or not so hidden) gems. (Moral of the story: Don’t enter the room my friends. That way lies madness /s) /end

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  3. 31. sij

    Most of the time, the room is small or modestly sized, occassionally with a few birds chirping inside it, but sometimes, it is absolutely *massive*, filled with treasure, trinkets and all kinds of shiny things that pull your attention /

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  4. 31. sij

    Opening a Twitter thread from your timeline feels like entering a massive room whose size or contents you could not *possibly* have anticipated when you saw the door to enter it /

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    comprehensive diagram of the salient layers of modern computer architecture

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  6. 27. sij
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    24. sij

    Overheard in Target. Little girl, probably 6/7 years old, clutching an Anakin lightsaber in her hands. Mom: Don’t you want to buy some fun kitchen toys? Girl: No, I want to defend the galaxy! Mom: Look at this pink stuff! Girl: You’re making me go to the Dark Side!

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    13. sij

    me: okay, looks like my ram is broken. I guess I need to buy new ones *opens website* ram: HYPERX FURY me: ram: VENGEANCE me: okay I just- ram: BALLISTIX SPORT me: what does that even- ram: PREDATOR. DOMINATOR. SNIPER X me: me: what is wrong with gamer- ram [screaming]: RIPJAWS

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    24. sij

    I've always thought secret A/B testing of prices is a somewhat shady business practice, but this is a new low. Here's two desktop browser instances and two handhelds all looking at the same course:

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    22. sij

    Proposal for a new metric: The Moon Unit, or "moo", which is equal to 2.71321035034 seconds, the maximum ping time to the moon. It's a measure for web technologies, like Google Drive, which regularly takes around 4.5moo to list the first 50 files in a directory.

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  11. 15. sij
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    24. pro 2019.

    Did luckily capture the very fleeting moment we were on “exactly” π million subscribers. And look at the time... Swear I didn’t notice this until afterwards. Total fluke.

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  14. 18. pro 2019.
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    17. pro 2019.

    Dear : what if you actually ran your PageSpeed Insights utility on your own code, and then fixed it so it wasn't epic garbage? Here's our website, for example. 100% of the speed issues you report _are in your own code_:

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    12. pro 2019.

    We released patch 1.2 of today, and it includes a fix for the dreaded "the game thinks my companions are dead" bug, which I believe I spent more time investigating than I have for any other individual bug in my career (1/18)

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    6. pro 2019.

    This may be a long shot but I know how powerful the Twitter world can be. I’m profoundly deaf and have been out of work since 2009. Loads of barriers due to employers being unsure of taking deaf people on. Looking for data input jobs using computers. Retweets greatly appreciated

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  18. 7. pro 2019.

    TIL about the Japanese term "Tsundoku", and...... Yup... That's me.

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    7. pro 2019.

    1) In 2008 a salmon (yes the fish) was put through an MRI scanner. The salmon was shown a series of photographs of humans in social situations, and asked to determine the emotion of the person in the photo (yes, really).

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