Sometimes we have to be brave, take a stand and speak a truth that needs to be heard, no matter how unpopular it might be or how much revulsion comes our way for it. And that is why I have to tell you that most dark chocolate is dank, bitter trash, and milk chocolate is superior.
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Vivitsu Maharaja
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I program computers. Sometimes it works.
Seattle, WAJoined December 2009
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i wrote a new post summarizing the best critiques of modern computing
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I'm just going to optimize this one line of code.
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To be fair, Google Stadia faced terrible odds in the past 3 years, having to deal with:
- a global pandemic forcing people to turn to online entertainment.
- graphic cards and console shortages, creating high demand for alternatives.
If only they hit the market at a better time
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3D artist Jigar Patel () makes mesmerizing computer graphic animations. He created a series of brilliant clips called “Logo Factory”, and it's quite hard to stop looking at them
TikTok: tiktok.com/@jigpx
Instagram: instagram.com/jigpx/
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SO ITS A SYSTEM OF SMALL INTERLOCKING PLASTIC BRICKS WHICH CAN BE USED TO BUILD CREATIONS OF ANY KIND THE POSSIBILITIES OF THESE BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BUILDING BRICKS IS ONLY LIMITED BY YOUR IMAGINATION AND YOUD BE AMAZED AT HOW MUCH SATISFACTION YOULL FIND FROM CLICKING THEM TOGETHER
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The most complicated program I ever wrote that only had to run once - large scale object-space (raster algorithms wouldn't cut it for the waterjet cutter) shape packing for non-convex shapes with holes.
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These magnetic cars automatically transform Into a unicorn when they crash into each other along the right direction. Magic? No, they simply trigger a release when the two cars connect with a magnetic action [read more: buff.ly/2ziymty]
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. Customer service experience is terrible. I've been waiting 4 months for a refund request for a flight that was cancelled due to Covid, and I still haven't heard back. Now the website cannot find my booking and I have been unable to talk to a customer service agent
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american businesses are forever overpromising. a burger king might have a manager but never a monarch. sprint has the slowest of the 4 major cellular networks. you can't buy the walls at walmart. you can at home depot but despite the name they don't have entire homes in storage
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Can’t believe we’re already 1 day into 2022. What a year it’s been so far.
Here are the top 10 things I’ve learned on work, life, and happiness so far in 2022, a thread 🧵:
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As a software developer, you may be called upon to perform some of these tasks in your career.
How well a CS degree prepares you for these tasks (and whether it even should prepare you for these) is left as an exercise to the reader.
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Interesting Log4j payload I discovered, simply omit the closing brace }, and now you will potentially get a bunch of data exfiltrated to your server until the next } appears in that data. Had it work on a FANG target...
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I just learned that 1 horse has about 15 horsepower and I'm so mad I can't think straight
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Things I Did Not Know: After their defeat and loss at Copenhagen in 1807, the Danes responded by planting 90,000 oak trees toward the Navy’s rebirth. The Danish Nature Agency, successor to the royal forester, informed the Defense Ministry in 2007 that their trees were ready.
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Chrome unilaterally decides to block View Source because of shitty education testing sites.
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Here's what annoys me about youtube videos.
I've been watching youtube videos recently, and I noticed something out of the ordinary.
I will now explain what it is that annoys me.
And if you find this annoying as well, smash that like button and subscribe.
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Highly, highly recommend watching this entire series! I learned a lot caseorcontroversy.com
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Finishing off Google v. Oracle today with an attempt at a recap. This may be a disaster, since I'm going to try using the lightboard live, which I have never tried before :| twitch.tv/handmade_hero
tbh i think we'll be ok as we long as we can tweet our outrage at the collapse twitter.com/Ardeamus/statu
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This is basically the .gif summary of the presentation with
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imagining the last few days of a failing internet. the big server farms taken offline, huge swaths of AWS & cloudflare dependencies failing. link rot spreading as hosts disconnect. eventually all you can access is some professor's hobby blog and the space jam website
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My 11yo's teacher today told the class about pandemic re-creations of famous paintings. And so that's what she and the 6yo have been doing ALL evening. If you need something wholesome to look at today, here you go... 🧵
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This is precision tile setting at scale twitter.com/EngineringVids
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This is too good.
YouTuber walks around Shibuya like it’s a video game.
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LMAAOOOO WHO IS THIS HILARIOUS DUDE??????? 😂😂😂😂😂 THIS RICE COOKING IS A HATE CRIME
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When people ask me what Twitter is like I show them this
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d/dx is fine if you like that sort of thing I just think it's a little derivative
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