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Lighted Hearted Humor. Corporate Finance. Cricket. Acting. Life Philosophy. Shihtzu Parent. IIM Indore. SRCC.
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Indian weddings me 2 logon ki zindagi badalti hain, aur 200 logon ki DP 🤣
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Five thoughts about money, that I want my child to learn first.
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Replying to @itsSaulGoodman
Tell me is it really good to watch..
I have seen a few episodes but it's too slow.
Should I invest my time into it.???
I need an honest answer.
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Even if Virat Kohli doesn’t score, his 82* (53) against Pakistan makes you forgive him for everything.
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Suddenly all the padosi’s are entering my time line with happiness cos team India lost the WTC FINAL. I was so right abt them… #grace
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Virat Kohli has been getting out driving outside off ball, edged and caught in slip for last so many years and still no sign of improvement or even intent.
Sachin was getting out in same fashion against Australia in a series, and Sachin worked on it and didn't play his favourite… Show more
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Zakhm hai hara hara, aur tum chot khaane ki baat karte ho
Zindagi khafa khafa, aur tum muskurane ki baat karte ho
One of the best song lyrics in history
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May all your worries be as away as Bangalore airport is from Bangalore.
Good morning.
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I miss this so badly!!!! I wonder what made Cadbury stop these amazing bytes
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Beaches toh India ke bahar hi saaf hain, India mei toh ‘Mann saaf hona chahiye Bhai sahab’ se kaam chal raha hai.
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Calmness and inner peace improve thinking and understanding while preventing negative thoughts and promoting honesty. A meditative mind strives for evolution and rejects anything that hinders progress.
#heartfulness #meditation #calm
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I can do Congress operation from operation theatre too
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Replying to @TajinderBagga
Bagga posting from Operation Theatre. 
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The person who named the title of the song was previously a Corporate employee.
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The dream shattered for RCB on this day 7 years ago:
The David Warner led SRH created history by becoming the only team to win the IPL by playing the Eliminator. At one stage RCB required just 68 in 44 balls with 9 wickets in hand, one of the greatest ever comebacks by SRH.
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Not sure about this match but Chennai handed over the Trophy to Gujarat earlier today.
#IPL2023Final
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The only effort you have to make is avoiding clicking on a short/reel for the first time.
If you are successful, Congratulations, you unlocked 45 mins of free time to do something productive.
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Bahot keh liya ab kuch nahi keh rahe,
Kuch chahat nahi rahi, ab toh bas beh rahe 😇
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If you are feeling lonely in life, just put a query on to buy or sell car. They will call you so much that you would end up admitting that loneliness is the best.
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The BCCI will be planting 500 trees for each dot ball bowled in IPL 2023 Playoffs.
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When I am sad, people are like cry less, smile more. Yes thanks, I felt better equivalent to the number of germs dettol doesn't destroy.
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Selfie after long. Cropped my Shihtzu, he decided not to make a social media debut yet.
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Underrated comedy movie
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Name a flop movie that you secretly love! 
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Complaining to Airtel customer care about network issue is difficult and ironical at the same time. They can't hear my complaint.
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How many 2000 rupee notes did you have when the announcement came?
- 072.9%
- 16.5%
- 25.3%
- >215.3%
170 votesFinal results
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Patient: Doctor Sahab fever hai mujhe.
Homeopathy Doctor: Yeh lo dawai
Patient: 2-3 din mei theek ho jaunga na?
Homeopathy Doctor:
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It is weird being alone and funny. You make a joke and tell your mind to entertain it and it says saale mujhe kya suna raha maine hi banaya hai
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