YouTube is down. I was trying to watch and learn how to make good burger patties and now I'm just left standing here clueless with meat in my hand.
@TeamYouTube if I mess this up, I do entirely expect you to buy me dinner. #youtubebuysmydinner
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Replying to @BeatemupsWood @TeamYouTube
I will help you. Roll the meat into a ball. Place in the center of a hot skillet. Then SMASH the burger flat with a spatula. Season generously with kosher salt / pepper. Cook for a few minutes, then flip.
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Continued: Keep cooking until a black smoke collects in kitchen. Realize you've burnt the meat. Scream at your garbage can while you toss inedible food into it. Search couch for lose change and take bus to Wendy's.
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Replying to @RerezTV @GamingHistorian and
Continued: Ask for a burger. Get a burger. Get back on bus and return home with meal. Start up Netflix and prepare to eat and discover they forgot your french fries. Scream at paper bag. Search your other couch for lose change, get back on bus and head to Wendy's.
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Replying to @RerezTV @GamingHistorian and
Continued: Run into Wendy's. Staff rotated. They ask you to prove that you purchased meal less than an hour ago. You forgot receipt at home. Demand to talk to manager. Cashier is the manager. Manager asks you to leave store. You throw shoe at manager.
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Replying to @RerezTV @GamingHistorian and
Continued: Manager calls cops. Proceed to run on foot with only one shoe away from Wendy's. Police sirens in the distance. Move faster. Make a break for it down a backyard and jump a fence. Your shirt gets torn and you cut your right nipple. Sirens louder. Keep running.
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Replying to @RerezTV @GamingHistorian and
Continued: A giant light in the distance shines. It's brilliance in the dead of the night calls to you. You approach and limp into building. Your vision dim you scan across the interior and find a counter. You slump over it and glare forward.
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