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@virginwhodrives

it’s so darkly hilarious that cdc says walk off the deadly respiratory virus but afaik they still take raw cookie batter very seriously

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Tempted to have a bite of batter while baking? Raw dough and batter are never safe to eat, even if they don’t contain raw eggs. Learn more: go.usa.gov/xPN3d.

6:55 PM · Dec 29, 2021

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@virginwhodrives

getting virus that has killed probably a million americans so far: ok, but did you, personally, die wanting to lick the cookie batter spoon: with god as my witness i will strike you down where you stand

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@virginwhodrives

sure you can’t get a hospital bed in half the country but you won’t get a tummy ache either

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@virginwhodrives

exclusively if first you spit in it and then force feed them