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    Here's some exciting news: I wrote a novel, and it's going to be published! Many thanks to my brilliant agent who sold it, and to the wonderful at who acquired it. I feel very blessed.

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    Aug 18

    [Video: a construction worker shoveling dirt as children on the other side of the fence yell “YAY!” every time dirt is moved.]

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    Jan 1

    My new car doesn’t have blind spot monitors, so now I have to use my mirrors like some kinda stage coach driver.

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  5. Countdown to videos of the fly set to this

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    4 hours ago

    Fran called. She cracked her television monitor with a fly swatter.

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  7. Oct 6

    *returns to bouncing off walls*

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  8. Oct 6

    Protip: THEY AREN’T KIDDING

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  9. Oct 4

    My grandmother in in 1916.

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  10. Oct 3

    Pretty sure men know women can open doors. Otherwise they’d expect to constantly see women standing by unopened doors, noodle arms dangling impotently by their sides.

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  11. Oct 2
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  12. Oct 2

    This article is SO interesting. (Related: I would like to see more reporting on/clarity around/attention to the PCR CT issue, which I suspect will loom much larger in the rear view mirror)

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  13. Oct 1

    Thinking Trump forgot to say rabbit rabbit when he first woke up this morning.

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  14. Oct 1

    I have several friends with elderly parents in assisted living who tested positive and had barely any symptoms. He might get really sick. Might not, though.

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  15. Sep 30

    Flashback to Bush 41 saying he didn't like broccoli, and a truckload showing up at the White House

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  16. Sep 30

    Thought this pic of a cute titmouse would get everyone's mind off the debate. Then I realized he looks like he has a bad comb-over.

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  17. Sep 29

    Me: "Did he talk about the size of his hands?" Husband: "no" Me: "Well, there's that."

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  18. Sep 29

    Me, after not watching debate (not sorry): "How was it?" Husband: "Chris had a hard time keeping them in line." Me: "Could he have done better? I mean, short of shock collars?" Husband: No

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  19. Sep 27
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  20. Sep 23

    Is Chester: a) sympathetic b) skeptical c) imploring Might be d) all of the above. Bichons contain multitudes.

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  21. Sep 21
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