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Bylines in Vice, NYMag, WaPo, Genius, Outline, &c. Diggler, Chapo. Snark+coffee junky. Fluent in sarcasm. Cute boy whom do a satire for money sometime :)

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    1. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Feb 23

      FACT: Garfield has no gender. This. Is. Canon.pic.twitter.com/umm4OmeeVx

      116 replies 1,538 retweets 4,174 likes
      Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Feb 23

      I have updated the Garfield Wikipedia entry to reflect this fact. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfield_(character) …pic.twitter.com/XUAH3wZkcl

      5:15 PM - 23 Feb 2017
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      28 replies 301 retweets 1,623 likes
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        2. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Feb 25
          Replying to @virgiltexas

          Garfield Wikipedia page has become embroiled in controversy over gender. Put on your flame retardant suits, folks. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Garfield_(character)#Gender …pic.twitter.com/xggBNvhfKR

          22 replies 329 retweets 1,097 likes
        3. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Feb 26
          Replying to @virgiltexas

          Somebody added 19 citations of Garfield's gender on the Garfield Wikipedia talk page. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Garfield_(character)#Gender …pic.twitter.com/uAIMUZ3ygL

          25 replies 644 retweets 2,838 likes
        4. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Feb 27
          Replying to @virgiltexas

          If any legitimate journals, such as Harper's or Utne Reader, would like to contact me about the Garfield gender controversy, my DMs are openpic.twitter.com/81p6IlHY0n

          36 replies 208 retweets 1,461 likes
        5. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Mar 1
          Replying to @virgiltexas

          Friends, I have an update on the Garfield gender controversy that probably won't sit well with many of you.

          21 replies 49 retweets 451 likes
        6. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Mar 1
          Replying to @virgiltexas

          Washington Post conducted an investigation, and, well, I won't bury the lede here: Jim Davis said Garfield is male.https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/comic-riffs/wp/2017/03/01/is-garfield-a-boy-how-a-cartoon-cats-gender-identity-sparked-a-war-on-wikipedia/ …

          62 replies 369 retweets 1,254 likes
        7. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Mar 1
          Replying to @virgiltexas

          I would like to thank @aviselk, @comicriffs for conducting a thorough and fair investigation. I think their publication has a bright future.

          2 replies 6 retweets 197 likes
        8. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Mar 1
          Replying to @virgiltexas

          Friends, we should not view the Garfield gender ruling as a loss. We should view it as a victory for what matters most: Canon.

          9 replies 66 retweets 699 likes
        9. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Mar 1
          Replying to @virgiltexas

          There are some who will want to continue this fight by pointing to the contradiction in Jim Davis' statements, alleging a canon paradox.

          2 replies 18 retweets 261 likes
        10. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Mar 1
          Replying to @virgiltexas

          That is the wrong reaction. Throughout this past week I have steadfastly maintained that Jim Davis is the final authority on Garfield canon.

          9 replies 34 retweets 355 likes
        11. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Mar 1
          Replying to @virgiltexas

          Even when we do not like it we must defer to Jim Davis' statements, which, along with the comic strips, constitute JD-CANON, and are gospel.

          5 replies 22 retweets 281 likes
        12. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Mar 1
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          Now is the time for all of us to come together so we may move forward in the interests of Garfield canon.

          8 replies 29 retweets 279 likes
        13. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Mar 1
          Replying to @virgiltexas

          There will be more fights over Garfield canon ahead of us. So take heart that tomorrow is a new day, and it's not a Monday.

          7 replies 107 retweets 660 likes
        14. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Mar 1
          Replying to @virgiltexas

          Thank you all for walking this journey with me. I am moving to the forest now.

          11 replies 27 retweets 457 likes
        15. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Mar 1
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          🤔🤔🤔pic.twitter.com/gvTkfqngSm

          19 replies 1,076 retweets 3,071 likes
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        2. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Feb 23

          so?

          2 replies 1 retweet 41 likes
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        4. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Feb 23

          .@modkodkod First off, FIRST OFF, Bart Simpson is voiced by Nancy Cartwright. Does that make Bart a 59-year-old woman? (1/?)

          5 replies 18 retweets 403 likes
        5. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Feb 23
          Replying to @virgiltexas

          .@modkodkod Second off, I can't believe I need to say these words in 20-freaking-17, but Garfield's Pet Force IS NOT CANON. FULL STOp. (2/?)

          10 replies 93 retweets 631 likes
        6. Virgil Texas‏Verified account @virgiltexas Feb 23
          Replying to @virgiltexas

          .@modkodkod THIRD, if pronouns matter so much to you, then here's Garfield self-referring as "she." (3/?)pic.twitter.com/MjQMcDrmhs

          20 replies 48 retweets 535 likes
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