John Vance

@VictorianVance

Lover of words, humor, literary horror, and all things Victorian. Father, husband, actor, and story hunter. GA via NY

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Joined March 2014
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  1. Jan 7

    Shame on Gary Player and Annika Sorenstam for taking part in the M of F ceremony at the White House not 24 hours after the disgusting events at the Capitol, spurred on by this president. Insensitive to say the least.

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  2. 19 Nov 2020

    Since Rudy quoted from "My Cousin Vinny," I think it's only fair that we do the same to provide fitting commentary on his big news conference: Vinny Gambini: [opening statements] "Uh... everything that guy just said is bullshit... Thank you."

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  3. 9 Nov 2020

    Hey, Lindsey, just because CNN called your race a victory doesn't mean you've won. The people choose, not the media--right? Oh, so you received more votes? Oh, then it's okay? I see.

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  4. 11 Sep 2020

    Since Trump has compared himself to Churchill, we might recall what Winston said about Ramsey MacDonald: “We know that he has, more than any other man, the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thought.“

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  5. 24 Jul 2020

    Trump said he scored 30 out of 30 on his 2018 test. Now he says he received "extra points" for remembering "person, woman, man, camera, TV" in order. So, if he received 30 out of 30 WITH the "extra points," which questions did he get wrong in the 2018 test?

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  6. 24 Apr 2020

    Breaking News! Trump promotes Mr. Clean to Dr. Clean, who will now head up the CDC.

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  7. 18 Mar 2020

    Given Trump's blatant lie about always believing Coronavirus was a pandemic, we must encourage the White House reporters to call him on such lies at the time he makes them. Stand up for truth!

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  8. 28 Oct 2019

    In all cases such as this, the journalist should state, "If you are unable to say "No" or "I don't know,"we are going to assume that your answer is "Yes."

    Sometimes a non-answer is in itself an answer.
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  9. 26 Aug 2019

    Shortest distance and time from Miami International Airport to Doral: 8.2 Miles, 16 Minutes. From Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson Airport to Downtown Atlanta: 10.7 Miles, 17 Minutes. Just sayin'.

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  10. 21 Aug 2019

    Come on, Tiger. You know darn well none of the eight are going to publicly object.

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  11. Retweeted
    11 Apr 2019

    New "Touched Back" () by author John Vance is now available!

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  12. 4 Dec 2018

    Superb Tribute to GHWB by Chris Cuomo.

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  13. 6 Aug 2018

    Novel of mystery set during that intoxicating period of English history: the Restoration. Featuring King Charles II, the tempestuous Lady Castlemaine, and the irrepressible Nell Gwynn along with vivacious and dark fictional characters. Murder, assassination plot, and sex.

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  14. 2 May 2018

    Presidential Press Secretary Ethan Brooks chooses conscience over politics and refuses to endorse the Administration's false explanation of a shocking comment made by the current chief of staff#presssecretaries#blackrosewriting#fictionwhitehouse#canadiansetting#politicalmystery

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  15. 18 Apr 2018

    Timely: Presidential press secretary chooses conscience over politics and refuses to endorse the Administration's false explanation of a shocking comment made by the current chief of staff. #politicalfiction#presssecretaries#Canadiansetting#Washingtonpress

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  16. 10 Apr 2018

    Follow the adventures of twelve year-old Tick Cooper as he sails down the Ohio and Mississippi to New Orleans in the fall of 1860. A book for all ages.#YAfiction#adventurenovels#boy'sfiction#historicalnovels#

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  17. 2 Apr 2018

    Good Deal on SOUTHERN GOTHIC novel. $3.87 paperback (Amazon). AN ATLANTA LAWYER IS DRAWN INTO A DYING SOUTHERN TOWN AND ITS INCREASINGLY MYSTIFYING AND INTRIGUING CIVIL WAR PAST. #Southerngothic#historicalmysteries#southernfiction#Georgiafiction#civilwarfiction#novelsofpassion

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  18. 27 Mar 2018

    A humorous memoir for anyone who has cared for elderly parents (or who will in the near future). Available at and #caring for elderly parents#humorous memoirs#family#humor

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  19. 2 Jan 2018

    A coming of age novel for those of just about any age. Young Tick travels from Cincinnati to New Orleans at the end of 1860. Plenty of adventure; plenty of humor#TickCooper#comingofagenovel#adventurefiction#historicalfiction

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  20. 31 Oct 2017

    For a look at a different kind of White House press secretary, try my novel CONVERGENCES#political fiction

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