You really don't want to know
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I voted for Donald Fucking Trump
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What did I do last night?
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morning after not worth night before
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Three bottles of wine in field
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Fought with an actual pit-bull, won.
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locked out with keys in handbag
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Woke up in a random porch.
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I have two beautiful children now
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