LinkedIn is the undisputed king of vanity metrics
“You appeared in 102 searches this week”
Shit I gotta break out the champagne
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They are also a spam company, which is what (officially) got them banned in Russia. Still send spam to me, however.
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I don't think anything beats the "someone viewed your profile notification"
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TripAdvisor isn’t bad either - “You are in the top 10% of all reviewers”





