I’m betting there will be a movie called Porch Pirate made within a few years, likely starring Melissa McCarthy (she was in that identity theft movie)
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If you want to write a movie together, lmk. We can write it in the same style as your newsletter 😁
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Seems a bit too trivial to have an entire movie around it, tho... There's a funny episode of Easy on Netflix that's about it (wealthy neighbourhood grappling with policing itself)



