you get into a bar fight every night huh
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Incidentally, if I am cap, then I believe I now work for Hydra. Heil Hydra.
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you don't have toddlers, I take it.
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Nearly daily, riding my bike in traffic.
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Man, you've been running for a long time.
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For about 8 months after our first child was born, multiple times most days/nights.
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If "getting told by a military official that all you done in life before this point is now null and void" counts, then 2012.
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A few months ago vs. a dog in the park.
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a couple of months ago, randomly assaulted on a street
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Kids help. I probably have my heart skip a couple beats at least weekly because of something they do, or I barely stop them from doing.
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