.@sexyuglytruth Hey I took a summer of sailing lessons, I am licensed to make nautical jokes here 
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aw c'mon, a few possibly-dodgy sailing metaphors won't keel you
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ah come on, don't be a Nautical Justice Warrior.
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That's your job??? You're a lake cop?
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I hope to one day try out Polynesian wave pilot navigation using stick charts... GPS: Gut Positioning System
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be careful not to keel over from the effort.
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