As a public service I will offer real, falsifiable fortunes to anyone who tweets a picture of a lame "fortune" from a fortune cookie at me
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@vgr Great! Now I just need to hold on to this tweet for 8 years to make sure.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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