I'll ChangeTip $3 to whoever comes up with best bait-and-switch identity joke (see last few tweets) in next 15 minutes.
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"I've checked to see if your building is up to code."
"Did you find termites?"
"No, Pythons. The foundation was eaten by software."
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Thanks. If only I'd thought to model the joke after a software design pattern earlier.

